I have a major fascination with the design of beer labels. In another life I'm a successful beer graphic designer, probably living in one of those tiny houses or vans converted into an apartment that seem to be all the rage nowadays.
So that being said, I did my best to capture some of the cooler labels and designs. Let's start local with Mockery Brewing.
I'm a sucker for flintlock pistols, what with my pirate obsession and all. And you add hops and barley in the mix? I'm yours. I tried their Redcoat Session IPA, because it was 5% and I needed to pace myself. I love me a good session IPA, and this was no different.
Next up was Lakefront, with their Brandy Barrel Imperial Pumpkin.
Now, I know pumpkin is played out, but bear with me. Every year in September, breweries big and small start rolling out their pumpkin selection (too early!) with great fanfare. And then there's Lakefront. They just sort of appear on the shelves one day with no huge marquis or sign. And I'm telling you it's the best pumpkin beer on the market. It's spicy and malty and just....well it's just the best. And the Imperial version is the
|Oh yes I did.
So anybody that knows me knows that I am terrified of the impending AI revolution, and subsequent robot wars. But I love me some robots in media. I loved watching giant robots punch giant aliens in Pacific Rim, I love shooting giant robots in MechWarrior Online, and I love watching Achilles fight Russia for the Alaska Territory in Robot Jox. As a result, I'm loving this label. It's simple, it's industrial, and it tells me their story. Seriously check out their website. I want a full poster of their Overlord.
I wanted to include MacLeod Brewing from California
because of one of my favorite Avs players, Cody McLeod.
Plus I told the rep I liked the name and he said I was the first person all day to pronounce it correctly. Sooooo we're pretty much best friends now.
I had to include my favorite hometown heroes, Great Divide.
With Yeti picture. I'm pretty sure we cut in line for that photo because some ladies yelled at us. Sorry ladies! I genuinely didn't know there was a line.
I tried their new Velvet Yeti, which is my favorite beer, Yeti, on nitro. And oh man. Just, oh man. Perfect.
Flix Brewhouse has these awesome movie-themed posters and beers:
I'm digging the logo for Illinois brewery Metal Monkey:
Florida-based Barrel of Monks was kind enough to pose for a wicked pic:
|Oh, wait. I get it. Barrel of Monks. Like monkeys. But monks.
Seriously click the link. The whole thing is like that music video for Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins.
|I see you Steve.
Anyway, THEY BREW BEER NOW. Behold! Hanson Brothers Beer!
Seriously, check this out:
Wait, get out of the way, Marks.
Can you guess the name of their beer? I bet you can. Go on, take a guess. Did you guess this?
Blurry picture aside, it's called Mmmhops can you even believe it? Amazing.
So I saved these two for last, because they were far and away the best beers I tried. Where do I even beg...wait, no. I'm just so excited. Okay, deep breath.
Let's start with Mantra from Tennessee.
|Yeah, TN. I know, right?
You see that beer listed as Goo Goo Gish? It's apparently based on a cookie, and I can't even describe how it tastes, but I'll try. It tastes like a chocolate cookie with caramel and toffee crumbles. That's it, that's the beer. I don't know how they do it. But there it is. If it ever emerges in the Denver market, I'm not joking when I say I'm going to buy up every bottle I see, if only to share it with the world.
I'm getting jealous just writing about it, so let's continue on to Insight Brewing from Minneapolis.
The Wild hockey club has made left me predisposed to hate everything from Minnesota, but I girded my loins and tried these guys because their setup was wicked:
|Yeah, just some weird beat-up chest.
Their whole website is this crazy troll/pirate/viking/mythology theme. It's just perfect, and the beer was a crazy surprise because I'd never heard of them before. Absolutely delicious.
Until next time GABF, it's been weird.